Monday, March 17, 2008

St. Patrick's Day Joke

I wrote this last year for a friend to enter into her office joke contest. The challenge was to combine St. Patrick’s Day and Chinese New Year into one joke. It won a prize.

St. Patrick and Buddha are sitting together at a pub. St. Patrick turns to Buddah and says, "Alright, I've done it. I won the bet. I drove all the snakes out of Ireland, now you owe me the secret to inner peace. And I'm going to share that secret with all my people so that the Irish can live in peace for all time. So what is it?"

Buddha turns to St. Patrick and says, "In order to have inner peace, first you need a snake..."

1 comment:

  1. That was the awesomest joke ever. You nee dot send it to reader's digest or Maxim or whatever.


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