Here are some good lines form the Al Smith dinner in New York where both candidates appeared. It’s one of those dinners where you’re supposed to be funny:
Obama: Barack is actually Swahili for ‘that one.’ And I got my middle name from someone who obviously didn’t think I’d ever run for president.
McCain: It’s true that this morning I’ve dismissed my entire team of advisers. All their positions will be held by a man named Joe the Plumber.
Obama: Contrary to rumors you have heard, I was not born in a manger. I was born on Krypton and sent here by my father Jor-El to save the Planet Earth.
McCain: I’m the underdog, but there are signs of hope. I can’t shake the feeling that some people here are pulling for me. I am delighted to see you here tonight, Hillary.
Obama: My greatest strength is my humility. My greatest weakness is that I am a little too awesome.
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