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My new favorite website: TextsFromLastNight.com
Some samples:
(855): somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
(248): We should go out drinking together soon
(734): I'm still not going to have sex with you
(202): I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
(908): So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
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A collection of logos in James Bond films, just because.
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A super-cool place to buy random things. Kiosk.
textsfromlastnight.com is hi-larious. Thanks for sharing it!
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