Shorts

So Manny Ramirez was suspended for 50 games for taking a female fertility drug that his doctor gave him for a "personal health issue"... The joke possibilities are endless.

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After A-Rod's recent steroid issues, seeing that he's playing his final "rehab game" takes on new meaning.

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Warp drives, like the ones in Star Trek may theoretically be possible. How? By getting around the speed-of-light speed limit by moving an entire junk of space/time.

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And the strangest supergroup of all time award goes to Tinted Windows, featuring members from Hansen, Smashing Pumpkins, Fountains of Wayne, and Cheap Trick.

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A nice review of the show I directed, even if they did get my name wrong.

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Looks like I'm going to miss closing weekend of my show because I'll be in Luxembourg on business. Hard to complain too much, I guess. Free trip to Europe and all.

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Yes a lot of these "shorts" were tweets earlier today.