D Shorts

I think Diana sent me all of these:

Debbie Gibson vs. Tiffany: 80s teen queens brawl in SyFy's 'Mega Python vs. Gatoroid'

Debbie Gibson and Tiffany finally get to cat fight! Literally. It'll be epic.

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Unicorns. They’re Not the Other White Meat.

Think Geek sells a gag gift of canned Unicorn meat with the slogan "the new white meat".

The National Pork Board served them a cease and desist order.

We’d like to publicly apologize to the N.P.B. for the confusion over unicorn and pork — and for their awkward extended pause on the phone after we had explained our unicorn meat doesn’t actually exist.

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My dog is friends with the dog of the lead singer of this band.

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Oh, wait... I just found this one myself. If you're unemployed and want to work long hours in 100 degree heat and legally earn less than minimum wage without overtime, step right up Americans!

Immigrant farm workers' challenge: Take our jobs